Meet Kreacher. A Valet (house elf) from the Orange Goodwill, $5. It's still sturdy and in usable condition despite the brass being pockmarked. My guess is it lived in a basement or garage for a while.
Reproduction wooden bankers desk chair from Westport, CT Goodwill. It's comfortable, classy and was the right price at $12.00. Another half off color win! OK, it does have a wheel that likes to fall off, but it's easy enough to keep putting it back on until I fix it for real.