I've gassed up Scooter Subaru, put the seats down in the hatchback, and taken a prophylactic Imodium to keep the Crohn's at bay. I've got my tip money in my pocket, and I am hitting the road early for the President's Day sales at the thrift stores! I will not even be deterred by the snow! Savers is having their Boot Kickin' Sale with 50% off clothes, shoes, accessories, and bed and bath items. Goodwill is having a 50% off everything in the store sale. I will be Live Blogging the entire day!
Yep, that's a bed pan. A used bed pan. The only people who should ever buy used bed pans are theater and film people, because said used bed pans should be used for prop purposes only. And maybe even then we should only buy new ones and just distress them ourselves with like, paint or something. Because a used bed pan, even used as a prop, is just plain gross.