Nothing quite sums up my feelings about Hippies as this blog post from my friend Jessica about Burning Man does:
"I turn into Conservative Grandpa when I’m around them. Get a job! Put on pants! Shave your pits, you stink! You cannot substitute patchouli for a shower! Dreadlocks have no place on a white person! Here’s a hard candy!”
I don't do patchouli, or drum circles, and I don't like this....thing. So many things wrong. The colors, the paint job, the springy things. The fact that there are seven letters and only three photo holders.